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We don't do everything. We do these properly.

A travel advisor who claims to be an expert in everything is telling you something about their marketing, not their experience.

These are the seven trips we know cold — because we've taken them, more than once, and paid attention. Everything else we're happy to plan. These are the ones where we'll argue with you.

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Every park in the world but Shanghai. Crowd-based day ordering, the 60-day dining sprint, and what to walk right past.

Seven booked for clients, two sailed ourselves. Which ship, which itinerary, and whether it's the right boat at all.

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More than sixty across six countries. Some are worth flying for. The rest are a gift shop in the snow.

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Disney Parks

Virgin Voyages

Eight sailings, three from the U.S., five from Europe. Adults-only, no buffets, no formal nights. A relief, not a loss.

Disney Cruise Line

Japan

Two weeks, and we're still not finished. The most rewarding country to visit and the easiest one to plan badly.

Australia

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European Christmas Markets

Australia

Sydney eight times. At some point that stops being a coincidence.

Europe by Rail

Italy end to end, and most of the continent besides. The good routes are never the obvious ones.